It's lucky my wife is not the judge in the Oscar Pistorius trial or she would have found him guilty on the first day and sentenced him to be hanged, never mind that the constitution disallows capital punishment.
She is also in favour of drawing and quartering but accepts that modern sensibilities may quibble at the reintroduction of this practice.
Yesterday, we learned how to make the city of Cape Town ungovernable, or at least bring city council proceedings to a halt for 90 minutes.
You shout down the Speaker and any other councillors with whom you disagree. You bang your desks in unison. You jump up and toyi-toyi. You sing songs. You whistle. You march round with 500-page thick agendas held above your heads, then fling them on to a pile in the middle of the council chamber floor.
There was a wonderful YouTube exchange on the internet the other day between Hollywood entertainment reporter Sam Rubin and Samuel L Jackson, star of Pulp Fiction, Django Unchained, Othello and his new movie Robocop.
Rubin, a white, confused Jackson with another black star, Laurence Fishburne, best known for his leading roles in The Matrix, Apocalypse Now and |Othello.