A funeral is a funny place to gain a new insight into pioneer heart-transplant surgeon Chris Barnard and his brothers when they were teenage boys, but Christ Church, Constantia, was where it happened on Saturday morning.
The deceased was a fellow doctor, Rob Hawke, who died a mere three weeks after breaking his lifelong bachelorhood at the age of 81.
William Booth, the criminal lawyer currently prevented from representing various clients in court because of his sore knee, should take comfort from the fact that there are a lot of us with the same problem.
In fact some enterprising fellow knee-sufferers could establish a Confraternity of Patella Chondromalacians, which is a fancy way of describing people with a pain in the knee. Membership would be oversubscribed.
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Women allegedly drive more carefully than men, according to a survey of 24 000 South African motorists who downloaded apps which had used the speedometer and GPS function on their cellphones to record their behaviour on the roads.
I am quoting now. I am not quite sure what an app is, and even if I was I wouldn’t dream of putting one on my cellphone to expose my driving habits. Not that I possess a cellphone, anyway, because my wife does enough cellphoning for both us. Technologically I am quite happy to admit I am a bit behind the times.
Some observers might have thought that our MPs were sufficiently men and women of the world not to be shocked by the presence of a sex shop so close to their place of work.
They clearly don’t understand how easily such an emporium could distract parliamentarians from their important legislative duties. It could replace matters of state in their minds with sexual imaginings.