Before he announced the South African team for the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow on Wednesday, Gideon Sam, the president of the SA Sports Confederations and Olympic Committee, spoke about selection criteria. He spoke about them at length and in detail.
“Let me start with the criteria,” said Sam, “so that we don’t have hang-ups about it later.”
When the South African team, management and administrators came back from the London Olympics, the presidents of all the federations got together. They took a “couple of decisions on the (selection) criteria going forward”.
The news that Ryan Giggs was the star signing for SuperSport’s World Cup team made the Times of London on Wednesday. “Giggs poised for World Cup pundit role,” read the headline, but the story, a brief one, was more concerned with politics at Manchester United.
“Ryan Giggs may be asked to assess Louis van Gaal’s performance as Holland coach when serving as a World Cup analyst on a South African cable TV channel next month,” wrote the Times. “SuperSport, says Giggs – who retired from playing after being appointed United’s assistant manager on Monday – will be its star studio pundit in Brazil.”
After the sweat had cooled on the brow, after the bruises had begun to turn black and after the filthy taste of defeat had been washed off his tongue, Tom Youngs, the England hooker, found the time and grace to produce an act of sportsmanship that transcended all of the madness of a frantic weekend.
Youngs, playing for Leicester in the Aviva Championship semi-final against Northampton on Friday, copped a left hook flush on the jaw from former Australian prop Salesi Ma’afu in the 56th minute. The latter was red-carded, and, no doubt, sighed the deepest of sighs of relief that his team eventually won 21-20. The picture of the hook was perfectly timed, catching Youngs’ face as it was distorted by the punch, the right side of it grotesque, like a slo-mo from Raging Bull or Rocky.
Despite the confusion created by the man who purports to lead South African sport and his, and his staff’s, use of slurs and slander, and the mis-use of transformation as a weapon, this week offered up some respite from the nonsense with the wonderful news of a development story that has borne fruit.
William Mokgopo, the young man from Diepsloot, sig-ned for the Kargo Pro Mounta-in Bike Team, South Africa’s only UCI-registered cross country squad. It is another step in the career of this young man, who has been nurtured by the Diepsloot Mountain Bike Academy from a beginner cyclist into a professional bicycle rider. Mokgopo, long of limb and skinny of frame, has a shy, wide and never-ending smile. This week the smile was given another reason not to end.
The shortest of working weeks in South Africa has been the longest and most intense of sporting weeks around the world. From banana eating as a subtle, yet potent anti-racism symbol, to the not-so subtle xenophobic silliness of suggesting Kenyans drown in swimming pools.
It is to Spain we turn for the moment of the week, when Dani Alves turned the act of a bigot into a viral sensation.
It was, claimed the Spanish paper AS, a pre-planned campaign by Alves, Neymar and marketing companies after Neymar had been the subject of racist abuse from abused by Espanyol fans in March. The decision was taken that the next time a banana got chucked on the field, they would take a bite of it and let the wildfire of social media take over.