20 signs that you’re a mom

And I can't understand single parenting unless I'm a single parent.

And I can't understand single parenting unless I'm a single parent.

Published Dec 30, 2015

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London - Constantly dashing about, worried about your bedraggled appearance and wondering what to cook? Then you’re almost certainly a mom.

A study has revealed the 20 telltale signs that indicate that someone is a mother.

A poll of 2 000 British mothers found other common “traits” included looking tired, panicking about a late night and finding larger pants more comfortable. The study also found the average mom completes up to 59 jobs a day – and 27 percent fear the question “what’s for dinner?”. Rebecca Miah of food quality experts Red Tractor – which carried out the study – said: “Many of the top 20 signs focus on how rushed, tired and fraught they are, and it’s no wonder, as moms have so much to do every day.”

 

* Rushing around

* Constantly looking tired

* Always thinking about food and what to cook

* Go out shopping and only return with stuff for the children

* Always leave the house with three bags

* Permanently have bags under your eyes

* Cry at everything related to children

* Always go to bed by 9pm

* Look like you’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards

* No longer celebrate your own achievements on Facebook – just those of your child

* Prefer big knickers

* Panic about having late nights

* Ignore fashion

* Your work colleagues seem so young

* Get drunk on just one glass of wine

* Suddenly want to buy a people carrier

* Can get up early with a hangover

* Look forward to weekly food shop

* Love discussing toilet habits

* Rely on daytime TV for tips on motherhood

Daily Mail

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