Johannesburg - Breakups can be hard, painful, humiliating and unpleasant, especially when you’re on the receiving end.
Just look at pop star Katy Perry. After a whirlwind romance with bad-boy comedian Russell Brand, the two got married.
But 14 months into the marriage, he dumped her via a text message.
If that wasn’t humiliating enough, Russell told the world that Perry was boring in bed and that he would think of other women when they were being intimate. Ouch!
Twitter has been buzzing with the #WorstBreakUpLines.
Cleopatra Mokokoane said one of the coldest break-ups is when the person gives you the silent treatment. But others had some more wordy tweets to share.
@Bongi43: I’m leaving town and it is unfair to tie you into a long distance thing.
@Supmond03: I don’t think I’m strong enough to raise darkskin children.
@Afro_M: My pastor said I should concentrate on my relationship with God.
@Margstalicious: You’re too good to me/too nice/too smart. You deserve better.
@i_KitM: That time I saw you squatting and peeing by the road, sorry babe but have never really gotten over it.
@monamegagee: Our relationship is just like your body, it’s just not working out.
@Hayi_Ke: You didn’t lose weight like you said you would.
@asksiddhant: Your last seen on Whatsapp was 5 hours ago. I thought you died. And I moved on.
@jamie_mthimunye: The derby is coming and you’re a Chiefs fan.
@3GWeyreyBoy: We’re close like Bethlehem & Jerusalem but at war like Jews & Arabs. U are Israel, I am Palestine. I just want Freedom.
@zarinaetion: I found someone with more followers than you.
@AnathiDludlu: You say Colgate, I say toothpaste. It will never work out.
The Star