It’s disgraceful and deplorable that people should have disrupted the address by President JZ in the Good Hope Centre in Cape Town, brawling and throwing chairs about. It’s totally unacceptable. Yet it’s happened before.
I saw Prime Minister Verwoerd, the architect of apartheid, being pelted with tear gas and firecrackers in the Pietermaritzburg City Hall. Earlier in the day, he’d had to come into the city on a side road because people had put barricades on the main road from Durban.
His lunch at the city hall had been disturbed by students slow-marching in with a Union Jack-draped coffin bearing a placard: “Freedom”; at which a massive free-for-all broke out.
Then the continued heckling and brawling that evening, punctuated by firecrackers and the lobbing of tear gas manufactured in the university laboratories.
Absolutely disgraceful behaviour! Then two powerful jets of water into the crowd from windows high above the balconies. Somebody had deployed the city hall’s firehoses.
Then Verwoerd’s car being rocked by the crowd as he was eventually driven off. This was absolutely reprehensible behaviour. This was, after all, the prime minister of the country. Unacceptable! Unforgivable! Disgraceful! Deplorable!
Actually, I knew the people who set off the fire hoses. One was a schoolmate from Zululand. The other a master at school. They shared a police cell that night and … ha, ha, ha, ha! Hee, hee! Hoo, hoo, hoo! Oh dear!
Too much Spanish
SOME complaints by package tourists to Thomas Cook Holidays:
THE UNITED Nations conducted a world-wide survey. The question asked was:
“Could you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?” But the survey was a failure:
A TOP PHYSICIST has offered to eat his boxer shorts on live television if it turns out that experiments at the Cern laboratory, in Switzerland, have correctly measured neutrino particles travelling faster than the speed of light – which contradicts Albert Einstein and would stand current physics theory on its head.
However, it seems increasingly unlikely that Dr Jim Al Khalili, of Sussex University, will entertain viewers in this way. It seems there might have been a faulty connection between a GPS unit and a computer at Cern, affecting accurate measurement of the neutrinos’ speed.
It’s good for physics and Einstein’s reputation but not great for TV viewership. It’s not often we get to see a noted physicist eating his boxer shorts.
Little Nancy is digging in the garden when a neighbour looks over the fence and says: “What are you doing?”
Little Nancy: “I’m burying my goldfish.”
The neighbour laughs: “That’s a big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
“That’s because it’s inside your cat!”
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity. – Johann Wolfgang von Goethe