Last week, we reported on an American man who was allegedly caught pleasuring himself behind the wheel of his Jeep, with a toy gun pointed up his anus.
This seems to have started a trend, at least as far as the whistleblowers are concerned.
According to Jalopnik, a drummer from Florida in the USA (not Roodepoort) was reported to the police by a woman for masturbating behind the wheel of his Chevrolet panel van.
She followed him until the cops were able to catch up with them and pull him over but when they did confront the man, he told them he'd been thumping a pair of drumsticks on the steering wheel. He was even able to show these utensils to his potential apprehenders.
Despite this claim of innocence, the lady that reported him insists that what she really saw was his reproductive stick and she is still pressing charges. By the way, the drumsticks were reportedly a similar colour to the man's skin.
Question is, can the accuser see the wood for the sticks?
And even if his side of the story is true, drumming behind the wheel is not exactly a safe thing to do now is it?