Mr Hankey's Xmas song is plain Poo
A DIY store has been playing foul-mouthed Christmas songs to their customers.
Staff at B&Q in Stockport, Greater Manchester, mistakenly put on a South Park CD entitled Mr Hankey The Christmas Poo, reports The Sun.
Dad Grant Sullivan, who was shopping with his four-year-old daughter Deonne, said: "The song was playing in the Christmas grotto - I couldn't believe my ears.
"We were buying a tree and Deonne was looking for the star for the top of it. I was speechless."
One of the songs contains the lyrics: "Mr Hankey the Christmas Poo, small and brown he comes from you."
Grant rang the DIY giant's head office to complain when he got home.
He added: "Christmas should be a wonderful time for kids - they shouldn't have to listen to filth."
A B&Q spokesperson apologised and said: "We didn't wish to cause offence." - Ananova.com