Get a child in need a pair of shoes for free
Will Ferrell wants to buy Ben Stiller’s penis a Rolex.
The ‘Campaign’ star jokingly paid tribute to Ben’s manhood at the American Cinematheque Awards in Los Angeles on Thursday (15.11.12) where the ‘Dodgeball’ star was feted and claimed he wanted to bestow the expensive timepiece on it.
He said: “The greatest gift of kindness I could bestow on a friend is to buy them a new Rolex. I would buy Ben Stiller's penis a Rolex. That how much it means to me.
So thank you for your talent, you're friendship and your penis.”
Will went on to lavish praise on Ben’s penis, calling it “exciting and vibrant”.
He joked: “Few people know that Ben has one of the most exciting and vibrant penises I've ever seen.
“I've seen it in the shower, in urinals and one time he just wanted to show it to me. And every time I'm struck by the same thing: ‘Wow, that is a terrific and classy d**k.'
“But don't get me wrong. Sure, Ben's penis is dashing, elegant, some call it fun, cute and cuddly at times, but when it's time to go to work, that man gets the job done.”
Ben’s ‘Along Came Polly’ co-star Jennifer Aniston also joined in on the joke, saying: “His package is surprisingly large. Very expansive, and its lasting power speaks for itself.” - Bang Showbiz