Barnyard Theatre, Parkview Shopping Centre, cnr Garsfontein Rd and Netcare St, Moreleta Park, Pretoria, 012 368 1555:
Strictly No 1’s. Chart toppers and milestones. January 16 to March 9, Tuesdays to Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays 2pm. R95 to R150.
Beauty and the Beast, a pantomime. January 18 to February 15. 2pm. R90. Book at www.barnyardtheatre.co.za.
Centurion Theatre, 123 Amcor Rd, Lyttelton Manor: 012 664 7859/8710; On Stage Restaurant bookings: 012 664 2381:
Shows start at 8pm.
Glittergun for Ceilings, Comes with Cartridges. An evening of songs with Nataniël, accompanied by pianist Charl du Plessis, bassist Werner Spies and drummer Hugo Radyn. No children under the age of 15. January 21 to February 15. R180 to R190 at Computicket.
Sun City: 014 557 1144:
Entertainment almost everywhere until January 14. DJs on the pool deck, a balloon circus at the Amphitheatre every Thursday and don’t forget to chill out at the Valley of the Waves.
Andy McGibbon’s Acoustic Forum, Judith Rd, Marks Park, Emmarentia, 082 651 1094:
International Guitar Night South Africa Summer Series, produced by Tony Cox, featuring Andrea Valeri and Tony Cox. Tomorrow. 8pm. R180, students and pensioners R140 at www.quicket.co.za or call above. R5 from every ticket sold goes to Kronendal Music Academy.
Auto & General Theatre on the Square, Fifth St, Sandton, 011 883 8606:
Six Dance Lessons in Six Weeks, by Richard Alfierri. Stars Judy Ditchfield and José Domingos, directed by Greg Homann. January 14 to February 9. R75 at www.strictlytickets.co.za.
Joburg Theatre Complex, cnr Loveday and Hoofd sts: 011 877 6854; all bookings at 0861 670 670. See www.joburg theatre.com.
People’s Theatre, 011 403 1563/2340: For reduced prices on tickets join the People’s Theatre Kids Club. Call Andrew or Lorraine as above or see www.peoplestheatre.co.za.
Barnyard Theatre, East Rand Mall, cnr Rietfontein Rd and Bentel Ave, Boksburg, 011 823 6933:
We are the Champions. A tribute to Michael Jackson, Elton John, Tina Turner, Pink and Freddie Mercury. January 16 to March 9, Tuesdays to Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays 2pm. R95 to R150.
Beauty and the Beast, a pantomime. January 25 and February 22.
2pm. R90. Book at www.barnyard theatre.co.za.
Barnyard Theatre, Cresta Shopping Centre, Beyers Naude Drive, Randburg: 011 478 5300:
Thank You for the Music. A tribute to Abba, Queen and the Bee Gees. January 16 to March 9, Tuesdays to Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays 2pm. R95 to R150.
Beauty and the Beast, a pantomime. February 1 and March 1. 2pm. R90. Book at www.barnyard theatre.co.za.
Barnyard Theatre (Sunninghill), Rivonia Crossing 2, cnr Witkoppen and Rivonia rds (entrance Achter Rd), off Rivonia Rd turnoff on N1: 011 234 2033:
Time Warp. Rock stars, Broadway and Hollywood collide. January 24 to April 20, Tuesdays to Saturdays at 8pm, Sundays 2pm. R95 to R150.
Beauty and the Beast, a pantomime. January 10, 11 and February 8. 2pm. R90. To book go to www.barnyard theatre.co.za.
Montecasino, cnr William Nicol Drive and Witkoppen Rd, Fourways: 011 511 1818.
Pieter Toerien’s Theatre:
Ruby Wax Live on Stage. Friday to January 19. Wednesday to Friday at 8pm, Saturday at 4pm and 8pm, Sunday at 3pm. R90, R100, R150 and R250 at Computicket.
The Rocky Horror Show, starring Brendan van Rhyn and Paul du Toit. . January 24 to March 30. R100 to R350 at Computicket.
Sleeping Beauty on Ice, with the Imperial Ice Stars. Ends January 12. R150 to R400 at Computicket. Tuesday at 7.30pm and Sunday at 6pm. R100 to R350 at Computicket.
Laager Theatre, Bree Street, Joburg, 011 832 1641:
Agreed, written by Robert Browning, Nick Warren and Lionel Newton, directed by Sylvaine Strike, starring Newton and Kutlwano Masote. Saturday to February 2, Tuesday to Saturday at 8.15pm and Sunday at 3.15pm. R79 on Tuesdays. Book with Anthony Ezeoke or Neo Letsogo at 011 832 1541 ext 121 or 135.
Carnival City Casino, cnr Century and Elsburg rds, Brakpan, 011 898 7575/7000:
Mardi Gras Theatre:
Divas in Drag every Wednesday. 8pm.
Pulse Dancers for Ladies’ Night every Thursday. Doors open 6pm, show starts 7pm. Men allowed entry after 9.30pm. R50 payable at the MVG ticket booth.
Comedy Sessions. Friday nights.
Jazzy Sundays from 3pm to 9pm. R100 at the door.
Afro-Beatz every last Sunday of the month. 3pm till late. R130 (entry and meal) payable at the entrance from 1pm. For information, call Siphiwe Motha at 083 856 3077.
Emperor’s Palace, 64 Jones Rd, Kempton Park, 011 928 1297/1213:
Theatre of Marcellus:
Herman van Veen. Dutch superstar with songs, sketches and mime accompanied by Edith Leerkes, Dave Wismeijer and Willem Wits on multiple instruments. Saturday, January 25 at 8.30pm and Sunday, January 26 at 3pm. R250 to R350 at Computicket.
Sexy Magic. A comedy magic show for the ladies with illusionist Vicus Cruywagen. Every Wednesday at 8pm. R50 at the door. Entry for men from 9pm.
Morning Melodies with Emile Minnie and Godfrey Johnson. Comedic and musical virtuosity. Mondays to Fridays at 11am.
Disco Sixties to Noughties, with Minnie and Johnson. 8pm every Thursday. R40.
@thePark, adjacent to Emperors Palace: 079 883 3823, see www.eventpark.co.za:
Santa’s Playground open until Sunday from 10am to 11pm. Enjoy inflatable slides, kiddies’ pool, rocket to shoot you to the moon and back, funfair rides, face painters, balloon sculptures, airbrush tattoo artists, stilt walkers and much more. R60 includes entry to the Waterpark with additional charge for the mechanical rides.
Shikisha, Miriam Makeba St, next to SAB World of Beer, Newtown, 011 492 1626:
Home Brew Comedy Nights every Thursday. Designed for up-and-coming comedians. R40 at the door. 8pm till 11pm.
The Venue, 17 High St, Melrose Arch, 011 214 4300:
94.7Unplugged. Every second Sunday. Doors open 7pm, show starts 7.30pm. See www.realsa.co.za for more information.
lComputicket: 083 915 8000 or www.computicket.com,
www.strictlytickets.com or 082 553 5901/3.