TONIGHT

l The Konstruksion Vol 3 at Shikisha Bar, Miriam Makeba Street, Newtown. R80. 7pm. Tel: 076 435 4382.

l Desmond And The Tutus at Tanz Café, The Buzz Shopping Centre, Witkoppen Rd, Fourways. R60 pre-sale, R80 at the door. 8.30pm. Tel: 011 658 0277, 082 855 5445 or 082 591 1892.

l Black Cat Bone and Fake Leather Blues Band at Café Barcelona, shop 6, Elardus Park Shopping Centre, cnr Delmas Rd and Barnard St, Elardus Park, Pretoria. 9pm. Admission R60. Tel: 012 345 3602.

l Riku Lätti at Saartjie se Garage, 2de Laan nr 78, Melville. R250 (includes four-course dinner). 7pm. Book at 072 997 6903.

l Ed and Ed at Cozy Corner Pub ‘n’ Grill, cnr Minuach and Partridge sts, Highway Gardens, Edenvale. 7pm. Free. Tel: 073 152 7831 or 082 491 8034.

l Guns Go Bang!, Ardent Ashes, Therapayne, Riddlebreak and Necramoth at Top Shooters (Old Asylum), 57 10th Ave (cnr 4th Street), Edenvale. 4pm. R40. Tel: 012 803 4737.

l Something Else at Cozy Corner Pub ‘n’ Grill, cnr Minuach and Partridge sts, Highway Gardens, Edenvale. 7pm. Free. Tel: 073 152 7831 or 082 491 8034.

TOMORROW

l AKA, Kongos (USA), JR, Van Coke Kartel, Zakes Bantwini, Die Heuwels Fantasties, Bittereinder, Yesterday’s Pupil and The Newspapers at Hatfield Carnival, Hatfield Square Precinct, Burnett Street, Pretoria. Gates open at 1pm. Tickets: R40 at http://www.ticketbreak.co.za Tel: 011 788 8725.

l Gevoel v Veiligheid at Café Barcelona, shop 6, Elardus Park Shopping Centre, cnr Delmas Rd and Barnard St, Elardus Park, Pretoria. 7pm. Admission R40. Tel: 012 345 3602.

l Richard Thompson at Ngwenya Glass Village, off Beyers Naudé and R114, Muldersdrift. 1pm. Admission TBA. Tel: 011 796 3020 or 073 357 2897.

l Plush at Tanz Café, The Buzz Shopping Centre, Witkoppen Rd, Fourways. R100. 8.30pm. Tel: 011 658 0277, 082 855 5445, or 082 591 1892.

l Lock N Load (Netherlands) as headline DJ, James Damian, DJ Speedy, Jakee and the Commercial Hooligans (KZN) at Central Country Lodge, 31 Mulbarton Road, Lonehill. 12pm. General Access: R200. VIP: R300 (includes lunch 1-5pm). VVIP (limited): R1 500 pp (includes accommodation, lunch, breakfast and champagne).

Tel: 083 259 9629.

l Plaat Japie and Waz at Kitchener’s, Braamfontein. 9pm. Admission TBA. E-mail: andrewthedj@gmail.com

l Talk is Cheap at MiHouse 36 Roger Street, Selby. R50. 2pm. Tel: 072 049 5596.

l Toy-Toy at Capital Music Café, cnr Keyes & Tyrwhitt aves, Rosebank, Tel: 011 880 0033.

l All Good at Truth, Old Pretoria Road, Midrand. 10pm. Admission price to be announced. Tel: 011 315 9295.

l The Tallest Man on Earth: The Wild Hunt Tour at Joburg Theatre Complex, Loveday Street, Braamfontein. 8pm. R275. Tel: 011 877 6800.

SUNDAY

l Grant Tregellas at Ngwenya Glass Village, off Beyers Naudé and R114, Muldersdrift. 1pm. Admission price to be advised. Tel: 011 796 3020 or 073 357 2897.

l Corlea Live at Hillfox Market, Hillfox Centre in Hendrik Potgieter Drive, Weltevreden Park. 9am. Admission TBA.

TUESDAY

l Hoot n Anny Country and Folk Eve at Café Barcelona, shop 6, Elardus Park Shopping Centre, cnr Delmas Rd and Barnard St, Elardus Park, Pretoria. 7pm. Admission R40.

Tel: 012 345 3602.

l Be My Valentine at Nambitha Restaurant, 6877 Vilakazi Street, Orlando West, Soweto. R500 a couple. 6.30pm. Tel: 011 936 9128.

l Valentine’s Day Party at Billy the Bum’s, 12 Decades Art Hotel, Fox St, Joburg, 8.30pm. Admission TBA.

l Love in PJs at Hatfield Square, Hatfield, Pretoria. R50. 7pm.

WEDNESDAY

l Jazzy Wednesdays at Wish, cnr 7th St and 2nd Ave, Melville. Admission TBA. 7pm. Tel: 011 482 1162.

l All That Jazz evening at the Ascot Hotel, 59 Grant Ave, Norwood. Free. 8pm. Tel: 011 483 3371.

l Ridge at Cozy Corner Pub ‘n’ Grill, cnr Minuach and Partridge sts, Highway Gardens, Edenvale. 7pm. Admission price to be advised.

Tel: 073 152 7831

l Zoey’s Fallacy at Tanz Café, The Buzz Shopping Centre, Witkoppen Rd, Fourways. R60 pre-sale, R80 at the door. 8.30pm. Tel: 011 658 0277, 082 855 5445, or 082 591 1892.

THURSDAY

l Be at TJ’s Acoustic Club, Mark’s Park, Judith Rd, Emmarentia, for an ensemble of old and contemporary, including some bluesy ballads, ragtime and rock. 8pm. R25.

Tel: 079 729 0294.

l Cameron Bruce at Tanz Café, The Buzz Shopping Centre, Witkoppen Rd, Fourways. R40. 8.30pm. Tel: 011 658 0277, 082 855 5445 or 082 591 1892.

l To be listed in the ‘Gig guide’, kindly e-mail event information to munyaradzi.vomo @inl.co.za by Tuesday afternoon for publication on Friday. Please put “Gig Guide” in the subject field.

GIG OF THE WEEK:

When fits of laughter drown out the incessant ringing of those slot machines, it’s probably the work of Those Indian Guys.

After a sell-out run at Gold Reef City last time out, this dynamic comedy duo is back for the second instalment of their brand of funny.

This year, they’re Bigger & Browner as they treat their audience to a host of wacky new characters and ridiculous stories in a sketch-comedy evening filled with hilarious parodies, quirky costumes, as well as song-and-dance routines.

Those Indian Guys are Sans Moonsamy and Kaseran Pillay. Both comedians have done extensive TV work of late, with Pillay instantly recognisable as The Raj, the quirky dance instructor who helped to promote the Indian Premier League with his cricket-inspired moves.

Moonsamy has showcased his comic abilities in a host of TV adverts, most memorably as a shiny-shirt wearing bargain hunter at CTM.

Those Indian Guys are set to perform tonight at 8.15pm and tomorrow at 5.15pm and 8.15pm. The final show is at 5.15pm on Sunday. The show carries an age restriction of 16.

Tickets are priced at R120 and are available at the Gold Reef City box office at 011 248 5000 or at Computicket.

– Tonight Reporter

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