THE BARNYARD THEATRE: Dancing In the Street gives audiences the oppor- tunity to party “all over the world” at various famous carnivals, celebrations and festivals. Ends March 11. Expect tributes to Louis Armstrong, Elvis Presley, Gloria Estefan, Ricky Martin, Carlos Santana, Bob Marley and more. R135 from Wednesday to Saturday, R100 every Tuesday night and Sunday matinée. For bookings call 031 566 3045 or e-mail gateway@barnyardtheatres.co.za

ELIZABETH SNEDDON THEATRE: KickstArt presents Marc Camoletti’s Don’t Dress for Dinner from Thursday until February 26. At a private game lodge, Bernie is hoping to entertain his celebrity mistress for the weekend. He has arranged for a chef to furnish gourmet delights, has packed off his wife to her mother’s and has even invited his best friend Rob as an alibi. It’s foolproof. What can possibly go wrong? Stars Tim Wells, Bryan Hiles, Clare Mortimer, Jailoshini Naidoo, Janna Ramos-Violante and Nhlakanipho Manqele. 7.30pm from Tuesday to Saturday, 2.30pm on Saturday and 5pm on Sunday. R130 or R100 for students, pensioners. Gala Valentine’s performance, Tuesday, February 14, R160, which includes a glass of sparkling wine. For block bookings and sold performance enquiries: Ailsa Windsor at 083 250 2690 or ailswn@mweb.co.za. Public booking through Computicket.

HERITAGE THEATRE: Back by popular demand, The King & Queen runs at The Heritage from tonight to March 11. The tribute show to Elvis Presley and Freddy Mercury sees great party songs, such as Hound Dog, Jailhouse Rock, Heartbreak Hotel, Blue Suede Shoes and We Will Rock You, Killer Queen, Another One Bites the Dust, Bohemian Rhapsody and more take centre stage once again. With comical references to the mischief of the British royals, and featuring the greatest hits from two of the planet’s greatest artists, the show will have lots to sing and clap along to.

It features John Didlick (of Gee Jays fame), his son, Jonothan, as well as Durban actress and singer Marion Loudon, backed by Dawn Selby (keyboards), Barry Thomson (guitar), Mally Sewell (drums) and Jason Andrew (bass). Promotional specials today, tomorrow and Thursday, when tickets for the meal and show are available on a buy-one-get-one-free basis. Normal ticket prices are R190 Wednesday to Saturdays and R165 Tuesday evenings and Sunday lunchtime. All prices include a two-course meal. A non-dining “show only” option is also offered at R100. Bookings can be made at 031 765 4197.

VARIOUS VENUES ACROSS KZN: The touring comedy show Beauty and the Charou: Double Trouble… of the Laughing Kind. A cross-cultural comedy revolution as comedians Beauty Ramapelepele and the Karou Charou join forces on stage. Ramapelepele describes herself as the perfect South African weapon – a black, bright, beautiful, bitchy woman at the top of her business and social game. The charismatic Karou brings his brash, unapologetic style of comedy to the table, laced with expletives and trademark forays into the audience. The show format will see both artists perform their own stand-up sets before joining forces in a routine which will involve audience interaction. The age restriction is 13 (language). Friday and Saturday at Blackrock Casino, Newcastle, and Friday, February 17 at Ladysmith Civic Hall. R120 Computicket, early bird limited tickets R80. Call 083 660 1424.

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RHUMBELOW THEATRE: Godfrey Johnson with The Songs of Noel Coward and Jacques Brel and The Jukebox Favourites. Shows take place from February 17 to 19 and 24 to 26. In The songs of Noel Coward and Jacques Brel, Johnson will perform highlights from his Fleur du Cap-nominated shows, The Shadow of Brel and Flirting with Coward. In The Johnson Jukebox – the only show in SA where the audience can choose the entire programme – every night is different. R100. Bring picnic baskets. Season ticket for both shows R150. Book at Computicket or e-mail Roland roland@stansell.za.net.

THE PLAYHOUSE: Think Theatre’s production of Othello runs from February 14 to March 12. Directed by Clare Mortimer, the production is a valuable learning aid for high school pupils. Schools performances: 9am and noon, Mondays to Fridays, with a public performance on February 29 at 7pm. R45 (R70 for adults at the public performance) through Margie Coppen at 083 251 9412.

Neil Coppen’s Abnormal Loads has its Durban premiere at The Playhouse from March16 to 31, before transferring to the Market Theatre in Joburg in April. Previews are on Friday, March 16 at 7.30pm and Saturday, March 17 at 2.30pm. Opening night is Saturday, March 17 at 7.30pm. Runs Tuesdays to Saturdays at 7.30pm, with 2.30pm matinées on Saturdays and Sundays. No show on March 21. Two morning schools performances on Thursday, March 22 (no evening show). Early booking advised at Computicket or call 031 369 9540 (office hours). For school or group bookings call Margie Coppen at 083 251 9412.

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