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l Kim Kerfoot directs Jason Potgieter in a play by Amy Jephta, Time Off for Bad Behaviour, upstairs at the Alexander Bar, 76 Strand St, CBD. The comedy drama centres on Riaan, a thirty-something white, gay South African who is just trying to figure out how he ended up in jail. Today, Thursday to Saturday, Monday to October 26 at 8pm. R80 at 021 300 1652.
l Alexander Fokkens will conduct the UCT Symphony Orchestra, The Symphony Choir of Cape Town and The City of Tygerberg Choir as they perform Brahms’s Requiem in the City Hall tonight at 8pm and at the Endler Hall in Stellenbosch on October 27 at 4.30pm. R100 to R120 at Computicket or the door.
l Godfrey Johnson at Kalk Bay Theatre in Mr Johnson Presents. Wednesdays to Saturdays at 8pm until October 26. Doors open 6.30pm. R65 and R80 at www.kbt.co.za.
l Rust Co-Operative presents Tee (their first Afrikaans production) and Full Stops on Your Face at the Intimate Theatre. Ends Saturday at 7pm and 8.30pm. R70, R60 for students, pensioners for one and R120, R100 students, pensioners for both plays. Book at 083 378 8360, 082 410 6996 or rustcooperative@ gmail.com. No under-16s due to strong language.
l Andrew Buckland returns to the Baxter stage with a new solo work which promises his characteristic combination of humour and physical performance in Laugh the Buffalo. Ends November 30. 8.15pm. R100 to R150 at Computicket.
l Comedy at HQ Restaurant on Heritage Square. Tomorrow: Martin Davis hosts Schalk Bezuidenhout and Mum-Z. R200. Dinner at 7pm, show starts at 8.30pm. Tel: 021 424 6373.
l Fish Hoek Friends of Music present pianist, Jan Hugo, at Fish Hoek Civic Centre on Friday at 7.30pm. He will play works by Mendelssohn, Brahms, Schubert and Bartok. R120 for adults and R80 for students and pensioners at the door (if available). Seats unreserved. Doors open at 7pm. Enquiries: Carole at 021 782 2282.
l The Cape Town Gilbert and Sullivan Society brings the Broadway musical hit Guys and Dolls to the Artscape Theatre from Friday to November 10. Directed by Kyla Thorburn. R170 to R250 at Computicket or call 021 421 7695.
l A recital of art songs by Francesco Paolo Tosti and Enrique Granados, contemporaries from Italy and Spain, will be performed at the Hugo Lambrechts Auditorium on Sunday at 3.30pm. Duo Marchio (Marisa, soprano and Uliano, guitar) will be supported by the oboe virtuoso, Carin Bam. Tickets at the door cost R80 for adults and R30 for students and pensioners. Tel: 021 939 9105.
l Fred Abrahamse directs Jennifer Steyn, Marcel Meyer, Nicholas Dallas and Roelof Storm in The Milk Train Doesn’t Stop Here Anymore at Artscape Arena. Ends Saturday at 7.30pm. R70 at Computicket or call 021 421 7695.
l The Boer War musical Ons vir Jou, written by Deon Opperman and Sean Else with music by Johan Vorster, starring Rouel Beukes, Zanne Stapelberg, Vaughan Gardiner, Marisa Drummond, Phillip Moolman, among others. At Artscape Opera House until October 26. R150 to R250 at Computicket or call 021 421 7695.
l Mike McCullagh brings Abba to life in a new tribute show at the GrandWest Roxy Revue Bar until November 9, every Wednesday to Saturday at 8.30pm. Stars Petro Liebenberg, Liani Ekermans, Juandre Schultz, Darren Petersen, Neil Payton, Warren Lombard and Kyle Petersen. R90 at Computicket.
l David Kramer has adapted Willy Russell’s Blood Brothers to a Cape Flats setting. The story of two brothers separated at birth because of their mother’s desperate financial situation, but reunited through friendship. Theatre on the Bay until Sunday. R100 to R280 at Computicket or call 021 438 3300.
l The Fugard Theatre’s run of Richard O’Brien’s rock musical The Rocky Horror Show ends January 12. Paul du Toit (Semi Soet, Liefling) as Brad, Jenny Stead (Cardenio, The Comedy of Errors) as Janet, Pierre Van Heerden (The Lion King, Chicago, Cats, Grease) as Dr Scott and Eddie, Brendan van Rhyn (Thoroughly Modern Millie, Tree Aan) as Dr Frank-N-Furter. R110 to R230 at Computicket or call 021 461 4554.
l Madame Zingara’s After Ever at V&A Waterfront. Tuesday to Sunday. R410 to R1 250 at 086 162 3263. Decadent dining and spellbinding cirque in one of the last mirror tents. Ticket includes a four-course meal.
l Theatresports at Kalk Bay Theatre on Tuesdays at 8pm. Hilarious improvised comedy where you, the audience, decide on the show you’re going to see. R60. Call 072 939 3351.
l Comedy at Mercury Live, 43 De Villiers St, Zonnebloem, on Wednesdays. From R30 at the door (doors open at 8pm). Call 021 465 2106. Stand-up on the last Wednesday of the month and improv the rest of the time.
l Comedy at Chilli Bar, 5 Victoria Rd, Southfield, at 8pm on Thursdays. R30. See www.thechillibar.co.za for details.
l Trevor Noah returns to the Baxter with new material in It’s My Culture. Monday to November 2. Not suitable for patrons under the age of 16. R180 to R220 at Computicket or 0861 915 8000.
l Rust Co-Operative’s The View, starring Fleur du Cap-nominated actress Ella Gabriel and Gideon Lombard, will play again as part of Artscape’s Spring Drama Season from October 24 to November 9 in the Arena Theatre. R50 to R85 at Computicket. No Persons under 12. Call 021 421 7839.
l All proceeds from the Night of the Stars event at the Fountain Hotel,1 St George’s Mall, Cape Town, go towards the Dance For All’s outreach programme. Catch Soli Philander as he hosts comedians Rob van Vuuren, Gino Fernandez, Angel Blyth Campey, Tracy Klass and Stuart Taylor. 7.30pm October 30. R450 a person for a three-course buffet, cash bar available. Call Allison Hendricks at 021 697 5509.
l A Delicate Light. A new play written and directed by Sheldon Cross. October 29 to November 2 at 8pm at Theatre Arts Admin Collective, cnr Milton and Wesley Roads, Observatory. Starring Michele Belknap with sound by Eric Egling and design by Penny Youngleson, the contemporary drama deals with abandonment, fear and madness and was originally written by Cross in 2008 as an exploration of white South African identity. R40 from firstname.lastname@example.org, email@example.com, or call 021 447 3683 or at the door.
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