Paul Eksteen
Ice T’s dissertation on why black man prefer to date white women naturally stirred up plenty of emotion. The rapper, married to booty model Coco Austin, listed real hair and a more submissive attitude as some of the reasons black men search for love outside of their race.
“Man f*@k Ice-T I'm never buying any of musi... oh that's right, he's a washed up has been,” was one of the milder responses on social media.
But the rapper isn’t the first star to display his ignorance for the world to see. His list of ten reasons, published in Complex magazine, grants him entry to an elite club of celebrities who have said the stupidest things. If ignorance is bliss, Hollywood must be a very happy destination.
Below are ten of the most jaw-dropping quotables, straight from the horse’s mouth, and we don’t mean Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh wait ...
1) “I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they’re wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good.”
We get it Sarah: motherhood is a wonderful thing. But with a quote like that, how can you expect us not to take the piss.
2) "Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber."
Justin Bieber, after a tour of the Anne Frank house last year. The phrase “unbeliebable” comes to mind.
3) Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.
Amanda Bynes could fill this list by herself, but this insult aimed at Rihanna is in a league of it’s own.
4) "Smoking can kill you. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
After Brooke Shields stripped off for Blue Lagoon, she played Captain Obvious in a 1981 anti-smoking campaign
5) “Doesn’t that hurt”
The late Anna Nicole Smith on the topic of suicide bombers. Poor thing.
6) "I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."
Kim Kardashian, like, puts the end of her 72-day marriage to Kris Humphries into perspective.
7) "When I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean, I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
No flies on this one, as Mariah Carey sees the benefits of a starvation diet
8) “No, no. I didn’t go to England. I went to London”
Paris Hilton is rich, but utterly clueless. Speaking of which ...
9) "I think that Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it is true lightness."
Since it’s probably the only movie Alica Silverstone has starred in, she’s probably had a lot of time to mull it over. Even so, her logic carries a certain “lightness”.
10) “I definitely want Brooklyn to be Christened, but I don’t know into what religion yet”
With feet so talented, how did they end up in David Beckham’s mouth?