Ice T: Why white girls rule

Rapper Ice-T and Coco Austin attend the Z100 Jingle Ball 2014 after party presented by GTA and Pierre Toma at Space Ibiza on December 12, 2014 in New York City. Photo: Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images for iHeartMedia/AFP

Rapper Ice-T and Coco Austin attend the Z100 Jingle Ball 2014 after party presented by GTA and Pierre Toma at Space Ibiza on December 12, 2014 in New York City. Photo: Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images for iHeartMedia/AFP

Published Nov 25, 2015

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Paul Eksteen

 

Rapper and actor Ice T is no stranger to controversy – at times, it appears as if he invites it.

Why else would the former “Cop Killer” hitmaker list ten reasons why he felt black men preferred dating white women?

Ice T, who has been married to buxom former glamour model Coco Austin for 14 years, decided to enlighten us all as to why snow bunnies were in season in an interview with Complex magazine.

Referring to the issue as “the elephant in the room” (he didn’t say white elephant, for some strange reason), he taunted those who might have been offended by his dating play-by-play with a “f**k you and your feelings”.

Here, according to the T, are the reasons black men prefer white women. Feel free to shake your head at any time ...

1) White girls can get their hair wet. It’s summertime. Who wants to be at the pool with a girl who’ only concern is not getting her weave wet. White girls just jump in the pool without any care.

2) White girls don’t talk back. Put a little aggression in your voice and she will do whatever you say. That doesn’t fly with other races though. They wanna fight. Always.

3) It’s easier introducing them to your family/friends. “Everyone, this is Amber,” is WAY easier on the ears than, “Everyone, this is Shaniqua. Just saying.

4) White girls have WAY less restrictions in the bedroom than other races. You can basically do whatever, wherever with them. And they’ll smile through it all.

5) White girls aren’t looking to be in a rap video. Meaning when y’all go out, she’s not looking for you to buy out the bar and light the club up with sparklers. She doesn’t care about any of that sh*t. She just wants her drinks and music.

6) White girls have no problem spoiling their men with gifts. They LOVE that shit! It’s an ego boost for them. (See Kim Kardashian’s birthday present to Kanye? OK then.)

7) White girls don’t give you as many headaches as other races. There’s no nagging, complaining, and other annoying ass behavior. No running through your phone and wanting to know who such and such is.

8) White girls cater to and love to take care of their men. Cooking? No problem. Cleaning? No problem. Anything else you want? No problem.

9) You ever receive head from a white girl? I rest my case.

Which all really sums up my number 1 reason black guys prefer white women:

10) White girls are just more FUN. There’s no other way to put it. If you just want to have fun without any of the negative sh*t, get you a white girl.

 

 

The actor/rapper hosts a talk show alongside Coco, who is pregnant with their first child.

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