Snipping member a phallusy

James Corden

James Corden

Published Jan 14, 2015

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James Corden, 36, joked he wants to make his penis smaller.

The 36-year-old star has joked if he was forced to have any surgery done then it would be to decrease the size of his member because it is “such a weight”, but admitted he doesn’t envisage ever going under the knife to change his features.

When asked if he would have any plastic surgery, he quipped: “You know what, I would love to make my penis smaller. If it was possible. Because it’s such a weight now, it’s just baggage I don’t need. It’s too much!”

He then added: “No, I’d never have anything done. You really can’t polish a turd.”

While he’d never consider surgery, James said he is on a diet in a bid to lose 6kg after eating “like a truck” over the festive period. He told heat magazine: “I’m on a diet. I fell off the wagon big at Christmas. God, the volume of food. I said to Jules, my wife: ‘Babe I’m literally eating like a truck.’ I couldn’t stop. I couldn’t get food in my mouth quick enough!” - BANG Showbiz

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