Celebs, comedians serve hot Biebs roast

Published Mar 16, 2015

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Selena Gomez was cruelly targeted at Justin Bieber's Comedy Central Roast on Saturday night.

The 22-year-old singer dumped the 'Baby' hitmaker last year but it seems their turbulent four year relationship still haunts her as

comics made a dig at the brunette beauty, who is now rumoured to be dating DJ Zedd, during the highly anticipated show.

US stand-up comedian Jeff Ross said: "Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now.

"Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?

Selena Gomez had sex with [you]... proving Mexicans will do the disgusting jobs Americans just won't do."

However, it was the 21-year-old hunk who took the brunt of the insults in the programme as funnymen and women gathered together to reference his criminal record, his bizarre hair styles, his young fan base and his alleged scrap with Orlando Bloom.

Kevin Hart joked: "Bieber has 10 million fans - most are in middle schools, or standing at least 500 feet away from one."

And that wasn't all the 35-year-old actor came up with as he also commented on Justin's disagreement with Hollywood hunk Orlando last year over his ex-wife Miranda Kerr.

He said: "Orlando Bloom took a swing at you; you have a perfume called Girlfriend; you threw eggs at a house - not gangsta."

Snoop Dogg added: "Justin, you're so pretty, when inmates see your mug shot, they swipe right."

The roast also features Shaquille O'Neal, Martha Stewart and Ludacris.

Perhaps the harshest remarks came from comedian Chris D'Elia.

"You have it all," he said, "except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy."

Stewart offered Bieber tips for his eventual trip to prison. Snoop Dogg appeared to smoke a joint onstage after telling the singer his next album should be called "Straight Outta Talent."

Bieber, who was lowered from the ceiling to the stage wearing white angel wings, gently swiped back.

"What happens when you give a teenager $200 million?" he asked. "You get a bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."

Justin then adopted a more serious toned and apologising for his shocking behaviour over the past two years.

He said: "I lost some of my best qualities. I'm looking forward to being someone to be proud of. Someone close to me once said how you rise from a fall is how you are truly defined as a man."

Taking to Twitter afterwards, he wrote: "Tonight was one of the best nights ever. Thank you to everyone involved. Thank you".

The Comedy Central Roast airs on March 30.

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