“Dear Nomachule – you is a liar, you is a deceiver. Me is the one who changed Mpandlomz' style, I have the list of our fashion notes.”
While some of you were sleeping, the rest of Mzansi was on a "night vigil" waiting for Minister of Finance Melusi Gigaba’s ex side chick, Buhle Mkhize, to hit back at his wife, Norma Gigaba, and boy did she deliver.
Mkhize, a US based socialite, started trending after she opened a new Twitter account and started dishing out some saucy details on her alleged affair with the Minister. In less than 24 hours Mkhize had attracted more than 14K followers.
But why now? It all started on the weekend when Mrs Gigabyte, as she is popularly known, agreed to an eNCA interview with Ayanda-Allie Paine and spoke about money, love and betrayal, which of course included the alleged Minister’s affairs with Mkhize.
Then, all hell broke loose.
"Let's please talk and smile as widely as you did whiles talking to Ayanda on Sunday.I don't like how you are making the nation doubt there's tagging you and even giving you nicknames and you respond by embarrassing me with a block in front of the nation😔😪," tweeted Buhle.
"Your need for the spotlight is damaging you, NOT me. WHY couldn't you just say 'It's the past, I'm focusing on Mpandlomz and our life?"
"I take that back, Mpandlomz was my nickname. Don't disrespect me by using it. Thanks ....babe"
"Hold on I have to watch again🙄😭. I ONLY speak on facts. NOTHING I've ever told the world has ever been a lie and I keep proof,"( sic)
The first time Mpandlomz was asked about me he said I wasn't his type,my boobs are too big😔. pic.twitter.com/VfH2K7XMff
To whom it may concern pic.twitter.com/moIlcep6Vh
Unesigcwagcwa nje on screen.
Translation : You lack 'that thing'
'Mrs Minister'. The heck ???. I'm someone's daughter,sister and more. How many times am I to say I'm PREPARED to die if that's what's stops
And this is why Homonaledi thinks she can say whatever. The very reason why these people abuse power. You all sit back cause 'uhulumeni',u pic.twitter.com/MCSykgf1A8
Mkhize claims Mrs G provoked her through some of her previous remarks, especially by calling her a “prostitute”, despite Mkhize’s alleged numerous apologies, privately and publicly.
The only thing I care about is for Nomachule to care enough to stop insulting me. I've been sliced and diced by the country it's whatever. pic.twitter.com/IJq1qxnf4O
If you're referring to this Normachula & Buhle saga. I think Buhle did mention that Mrs Gigabyte provoked her 1st. She returned back 🔥with 🔥 https://t.co/qmqUqm7pEm
How Twitter feels about me today l😂 pic.twitter.com/k05BYaXljB
Mission accomplished, Buhle seemed to have received what she wanted to achieve. Tweeps kept cheering at her.
Halala to everyone who feels this way !!!🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 pic.twitter.com/i9W498F4o7
Mrs Gigabyte tried to jump on Buhle kanti Buhle was waiting on her with a hot slap 😂 pic.twitter.com/MbNI1eHgUN
The END. Excuse any typos. I don't write too well when I'm upset. But any other day NGIKHONA when you knock👀😂. More than air in this head😅. pic.twitter.com/OmvRWWkdad