FUNNY GIRL: Tracy Klass is in the first Mother City Comedy Central Presents&Live |at Parkers show this month.

lComedy Central Presents… Live at Parker’s moves to Cape Town’s Roxy Revue Bar in the GrandWest Casino for one night only on December 10. It is hosted by Riaad Moosa and features Rob van Vuuren, Tracy Klass and Carl Weber. Tickets: R120 at Computicket.

lThe Epicene Butcher and Other Stories for Consenting Adults is at Alexander Bar, Café and Theatre, cnr 76 Strand and Loop sts, from Friday to December 13. Tickets: R80, call 021 300 1652.

lNo, Seriously? is one-man show directed by Christopher Weare and written and performed by Alan Committie at Theatre On The Bay in Camps Bay until January 5. Tickets: R100 to R160 at Computicket or call 021 438 3300.

lTony Cox, Joel Fafard and Natasha Meister will perform in The International Guitar Nights Summer Series at The Olympia Bakery in Kalk Bay from Friday to Sunday. Tickets: R185 at Computicket.

lBronwyn Reddy stars as Pinocchio in the Elton John Duffy-directed production of the same name at Cavendish Square (next to Stuttafords) from December 10 to 22 at 11.30am. Tickets: R40 at Computicket.

lSystem Renegade, Berkely Hunt and The Johnny Ray Band (and a bit of magic between sets) perform in memory of Andrew Merrick at the Andrew Merrick Benefit Fund Concert, which raises funds for burn units. Kalk Bay Theatre, Sunday. 6.30pm. On June 17, Andrew, 15, died unexpectedly from an aggressive form of viral encephalitis. Tickets: R75 at

lRust Co-Operative presents The View at the Intimate Theatre at the UCT Hiddingh Campus from tomorrow to December 14. Tickets: from R50, call 082 410 6996.

lSee Absinthe with Cito (Wonderboom) and Paul E Flynn at the Kalk Bay Theatre on Saturday. Tickets: R85 show only, R135 show and burger chips. Book at

lThe V&A Waterfront Amphitheatre presents The Five-Day Music Fest featuring the likes of Larry Joe and Stan1 from Friday to December 13. Free.

lCape Academy of Performing Arts present Bliss-Full! at the Artscape Arena from tomorrow to Saturday. 7.30pm. Tickets: R85 to R100 at Computicket and at the box office.

lCatch Swoop at the Theatre Arts Admin Collective in Observatory from December 10 to 22 at 11am. Tickets: R60 at

lJazzart Dance Theatre presents its annual Dance Joint Student Showcase at the Artscape Arena from Friday to Sunday. Tickets: R50 at Computicket.

lThe Constantiaberg Theatre Players present Ben Crocker’s new version of the Aladdin pantomime at the Masque Theatre in Muizenburg. Tickets: R75, call 021 788 1898.

lMilnerton Players presents A Christmas Carol – More Or Less at Milnerton Playhouse until Saturday. Tickets: R60, call 082 267 1061.

lThe Cape Town Highlanders perform at Bergvliet High School Hall on Saturday. Tickets: R50 at [email protected]

lVernon Barnard stars in The Songs of the Bee Gees, a tribute show at Villa Pascal, 28 van der Westhuizen Street, Valmary Park, Durbanville, on Friday. Tickets: R100, call 021 975 2566

lJazz pianist Celeste Williams and her quartet will play at Jackson Hall at GrandWest every Wednesday, Friday and Saturday in December. Entrance is free.

lDirected by David Kramer and featuring Alistair Izobell and Clarence Ford, Radio Classics is at the Baxter Theatre until January 5. Tickets: R110 to R195 at Computicket.

lMilestones to the Millennium: A Celebration of Music From the 1960s to the 1990s, starring Jonathan Dryer, is at the GrandWest Roxy Review Bar at the GrandWest Casino until January 12. Tickets: R78 to R130 at Computicket or the box office.

lComedy at Mercury Live, 43 De Villiers Street, Zonnebloem. From R30 at the door.

lComedy at Chilli Bar, 5 Victoria Road, Southfield. R30. For more info visit

lTheatreSports at Kalk Bay Theatre on Tuesdays at 8.30pm. R50 adults, R40 students. Book at

lFunny Bones stand-up comedy every Tuesday at the Purple Turtle, cnr Long and Shortmarket streets,CBD. 8pm. R30. Call 021 424 0811.

lComedy On Monday Evenings (C.O.M.E) at Ragazzi Club, 33 Long Street, CBD. 9pm. R40. Call 079 616 6333.

lComedy on Long at Zula Sound Bar every Wednesday. Call 021 424 2442.

lComics at Work every Sunday at Obz Café, Observatory. R20. Bookings: 021 448 5555.

lKurt Schoonraad’s Jou Ma Se Comedy Club at the River Club, Observatory, on Thursdays at 8.30pm. R40 to R80 at Call 079 495 3989.

lComputicket: 083 915 8000 or

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