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Folks, if you think your kids know the basics when it comes to the birds and the bees, think again.

A primary school teacher in the US was so taken with her learners' questions during a sex education class, that her friend decided to share them on Twitter.

The results are so hilarious, that fellow Twitter users took it upon themselves to answer some of the questions.

One learner asked: "I'm sure my mother never had nothing to do with intercoursing... maybe my father?"

While another asked: "When the PENISE is put into the VIRGINIA, does it slide in quietly or click like a key in a lock?"

Funny and totally adorable, one wonders how the mind of a child works when it comes to the intimacies of the human body.