It's the things nightmares are made of and really cheesy romcoms -bad first dates that went from "okay, I don't feel this" to "someone, save me" in less than 60 seconds.
First dates have the potential to become something more or the recipe for social media stalker vibes. If you've just met someone on Tinder of if a friend set you up on a bind date, take our advice and don't do one of the following.
Yes we had a couple of drinks, but I just met you, and no, I don't want to go to bed with you.
If you look at your phone one more time instead of trying to make strained conversation with me, I'm going to shout out loud you have an STD.
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No, I don't want to know that your ex left because you have a toe fetish.
Eating with your mouth open. No, just no.
Yes, I'd love to hear about your massive.... bank account. But first, have a breathe mint.