Tiresome theatrics, lack of substance at Sona 2017

President Jacob Zuma delivers his 10th State of the Nation Address in Parliament.

President Jacob Zuma delivers his 10th State of the Nation Address in Parliament.

Published Feb 12, 2017

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Given the fluency and verve of his singing, perhaps Zuma should contemplate turning next year’s Sona into a musical, writes William Saunderson-Meyer.

Stutter. Fumble. Twitch. Smirk. Cough. Giggle. Scratch. It was yet another desultory performance, long on rhetoric but short on substance, by President Jacob Zuma in his 10th State of the Nation address (Sona) to Parliament.

This annual pilgrimage has become Zuma’s personal Via Dolorosa, threading its way along a massive security cordon, ribboned with razor wire. It ended, as always, with his ritual crucifixion at the hands of the opposition parties.

It’s a spectacle of pomposity and paranoia. It’s a display of red-carpet fashion frippery, preening against a backdrop of armoured cars.

This year the ANC’s fear of the people ratcheted up a notch, with the unconstitutional deployment outside the legislature of hundreds of soldiers in combat fatigues, armed with automatic weapons, side arms and live ammunition.

On one of the most important, solemn and non-partisan events of the political calendar, television viewers could, on the state broadcaster, flip between fawning coverage on one channel and The Bold and the Beautiful on the next. The comic content meant Sona edged out the soapie on entertainment value, but the intelligence quotient of the latter was appreciably higher.

The same script endlessly repeated must inevitably induce ennui. The dramatics of the EFF are now tiresomely predictable and pointless. They enter the chamber, hurl insults at the president, then exploit parliamentary procedure until they manage to goad the Speaker into evicting them.

Even the ritualistic fisticuffs of the closing EFF scene, where their MPs are forcibly bundled out, had a Hollywood unreality to it. Was that EFF Commander-in-Chief Julius Malema flailing in the grips of a security officer or was it his body double?

The only new aspect to the EFF charade this year was their producing a plastic cable tie they had found in the House, as evidence that the parliamentary protection unit intended to subdue them violently and then inject them with a “biological weapon”.

The DA fared better with their act of showmanship - a request that the House observe 30 seconds of silence for the 94 Esidimeni victims - but then again, they did have in their favour the fact that Speaker Baleka Mbete is emotionally tone-deaf. Instead of enthusiastically acquiescing and at one stroke defusing any political advantage that might accrue to the DA, by associating the ANC with appropriate remorse over this tragedy, she refused.

Mbete, for a woman who has presidential ambitions, continues to underwhelm.

Every time the proceedings heated up, she handed over to the far more competent National Chamber of Provinces chair, Thandi Modise. Modise, as is to be expected of a woman who faced animal cruelty charges after the livestock on her farm died for lack of food and water, is merciless. Even Malema seems a little scared of her.

Every iteration of Sona has its Keystone Cops moment. This time around the parliamentary security officers distinguished themselves by pepper-spraying the public gallery, leading to the early exit of a number of sneezing honoured guests, their eyes streaming.

One assumes that the pepper-spraying was an accident. On the other hand, among the VIPs was former president Thabo Mbeki - doubtless gloating over what a hash his nemesis, Jacob Zuma, is making of things - so one cannot be entirely confident that a vengeful instruction had not been whispered into a receptive ear.

At the end of the day, Sona has, for South Africans, become more of an impromptu instruction in the fine distinctions between a point of order and a point of privilege, rather than what it was intended to do. It is meant to be a platform where the government can boast of its achievements of the past year and outline its goals for the coming one.

The president’s bumbling, meandering performance was symptomatic of his administration’s plight. The country is rudderless; its government is corrupt and incompetent. Until Zuma is replaced with a new leader, there is nothing much that the ANC can do but repackage old platitudes, recycle clichéd mantras.

Just as there was little from the past year of which to boast, the ambitions for 2017 were similarly threadbare. This year’s Sona promise of “radical economic transformation” had been leaked long beforehand, presumably to build expectation. But there was nothing substantively new in the “new chapter” unveiled by Zuma.

The Sona fringe theatre was equally lacklustre. To make up for the brickbats and antipathy they knew Zuma would encounter in Parliament, the ANC had bused in supporters to its own so-called People’s Assembly down the drag, on the Grand Parade.

But the event drew only a fraction of the 30000 people predicted. And it was not the president’s populist promises that drew the applause, but his rollicking rendition of his signature tune, Awulethe umshini wami (Bring me my machine gun).

Given the fluency and verve of his singing, perhaps Zuma should contemplate turning next year’s Sona into a musical. It might be the only way to rescue a hitherto pathetic performance.

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