Why Hlaudi is better than Chuck Norris

Published Sep 30, 2016

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Forget about Chuck Norris. There’s a new sheriff in town and his name is Hlaudi Motsoeneng.

Here are some "facts" about Hlaudi:

1. When he was 10, Hlaudi decided to live by himself. And his parents just moved to another house.

2. One day Hlaudi did a test in a lie detector machine. The machine confessed everything.

3. When Hlaudi was young, his parents used to sleep on his bed when they were scared.

4. When Hlaudi goes to your place to visit you, you're the guest.

5. Hlaudi's father is named after him. He is called Hlaudi Junior.

6. One day Hlaudi passed a red robot and when metro police stopped his car, Hlaudi gave THEM a ticket.

7. Hlaudi helped the nurses when he was born.

8. Hlaudi never lies. The truth is what is wrong.

9. When Alexander Graham Bell created the telephone, he already had three missed calls from Hlaudi.

10. Oxygen needs Hlaudi to survive.

11. It is impossible for Hlaudi to have a heart attack. Nothing is stupid enough to attack Hlaudi.

12. In school, teachers used to raise their hands to talk with Hlaudi.

13. One day Hlaudi missed two days in a row in the school. Later on, these days were called Saturday and Sunday.

14. One day Hlaudi arrived late at school. The other students were penalised because they arrived too early.

Republished with the permission of Linda Ande Yende

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