Why are bubbles not triangles? Terrence Howard has it all figured out.
The Empire star has invented a new form of mathematics called “Terryology” through which, he claims he can prove why things are the way they are, and why 1X1 actually equals two.
“Since I was a child of three or four, I was always wondering, you know, why does a bubble take the shape of a ball? Why not a triangle or a square?” he said in a strange interview with Rolling Stone.
“I figured it out. If Pythagoras was here to see it, he would lose his mind. Einstein, too! Tesla!”
Howard claims to spend up to 17 hours a day cutting objects out of plastic and binding them together with copper wire, magnets and LED lights in a bid to prove his theory. He reveals that he was forced to drop out of a course in chemical engineering at the Pratt Institute in Brooklyn, when he clashed with a professor over the 1X1 equation.
“How can it equal one?” he says he asked the professor.
“If one times one equals one that means that two is of no value because one times itself has no effect.
“One times one equals two because the square root of four is two, so what's the square root of two? Should be one, but we're told it's two, and that cannot be.”
Certain that his Terryology will make a difference, he proudly added: “This is the last century that our children will ever have been taught that one times one is one. They won't have to grow up in ignorance.
“Twenty years from now, they'll know that one times one equals two. We're about to show a new truth. The true universal math.”
Entertainment Reporter