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On a recent episode of The Tonight Show, singer Jennifer Lopez challenged the late night host Jimmy Fallon to a dance-off to establish who wore the tightest pants. Fallon got into a similar fight with comedian Will Ferrell during a 2012 episode of Late Night. Both skits ...
The writer wonders how Pitbull, shown here with Claudia Leitte and Jennifer Lopez at the World Cup opening ceremony, was able to breathe in his tighty whities. Picture: Ivan Alvarado/Reuters
Bradley Cooper, shown with Suki Waterhouse at a French state dinner at the White House in February, said his tuxedo pants were so tight after some weight gain that he was forced to go commando. Picture: Manuel Balce Ceneta/AP
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This is the era of ever-shrinking men’s trousers – they are tailored and shorter, tighter and shrunken, too tight and too short. And even occasionally veering into: Pitbull, exactly how are you breathing in those high-waisted white pants?
The look of menswear changes at a snail’s pace, and sometimes it takes years before a not-at-all outlandish idea trickles from the runways, which have been hosting the spring 2015 collections, to the mass market. But when a fashion idea finally reaches the vast middle ground, it tends to stay a while, putting down roots in the menswear landscape.
Thus we are deep in fashion’s equivalent of an old-growth forest – surrounded by men in aggressively tailored pants, even in offices far away from the expected crucibles of creativity.
The cut of men’s pants – the more fashionable cut, that is – has gotten snugger, much snugger than what it was back when Giorgio Armani’s loose Italian tailoring defined power and US President Bill Clinton was wearing roomy Donna Karan suits.
The modern suit, from Saint Laurent to J. Crew, now comes with narrow, flat-front trousers, falling straight without a break, sometimes cropped enough to reveal more than a smidgen of bare ankle. The jacket is single-breasted with a notched lapel.
The proportions are particularly noticeable on red-carpet celebrities whose suits and tuxedos tend to be custom-tailored to the last millimetre, particularly if that suit is by designer Tom Ford and worn by the likes of Justin Timberlake, Colin Firth or Bradley Cooper.
Cooper, by the way, caused a media fuss when he wore distractingly tight tuxedo pants to a White House state dinner. His self-described “crazy-town tight” trousers, he later explained, resulted from having packed on kilos for a film role. His was a fashion faux pas, not a fashion statement.
“A slim-fitting suit should skim the body, not hug it,” warns fashion expert Tim Gunn. “It’s not intended to be a wetsuit!”
On the average man, the popular cut – done right – could most accurately be described as lean. The preference for this style crosses ethnicities and economics. It is embraced by twentysomethings as well as men in their fifties.
But trim trousers have little mercy for beer bellies or two-fisted love handles.
Ford was one of the lead instigators in the tight tailoring movement during his time at Gucci in the early 2000s. And now, designing under his own name, he has little tolerance for surplus fabric.
Hedi Slimane at Dior Homme also popularised razor-sharp cuts that could be worn only by men whose natural metabolism roared like an inferno or those who simply did not believe in food. Miuccia Prada pushed the trend along with her fondness for boyish models who were so wispy, they looked as though they couldn’t bench-press a sparrow.
And Thom Browne chopped his Ivy League slacks at the ankle, further decreasing the amount of fabric dedicated to the average pair of trousers.
And finally, the widespread popularity of skinny jeans meant a host of young men were accustomed to pants that looked a lot like a pair of jeggings. There was no fighting it. There was no point. Close-fitting pants were everywhere, and generally, they looked good.
“I think no matter what, a guy will always look good in tapered pants,” says stylist and GQ contributing editor Brian Coats. “But they shouldn’t be so tight that everyone is looking at your jewels.”
Jimmy Fallon, host of The Tonight Show, has mocked such shrink-wrapped packaging, most recently with a tight pants smackdown featuring Jennifer Lopez. “Everybody’s talking ’bout my tight pants,” Fallon chirped, as he gyrated in tiny white jeans. “Everybody’s looking at my tight pants.”
Fallon’s joke, however, was accompanied by a knowing nod and no small amount of fashion savvy. He “likes things pretty fitted”, says Coats, who works as his stylist. “He’s super into looking fit and cool and slim. And he realises a slim-fit will do that.” In The Tonight Show opening credits, for instance, Fallon is running through the streets of New York in a navy suit by Saint Laurent, where Slimane is now creative director.
“He’s super into fashion,” Coats says of Fallon, “but he doesn’t want to look like it.”
In that way, Fallon is like a lot of men. They don’t want to look like they’re trying too hard.
Men’s attitudes have changed as well, says Memsor Kamarake, stylist and former fashion director of Vibe magazine. Machismo is no longer about puffing oneself up and taking up as much physical space as possible.
For most men, it took some time to get comfortable with the narrower silhouette, for their eyes to adjust. Some guys continue to struggle with it.
For a lot of men, any silhouette that’s actually on speaking terms with their body is synonymous with one that’s tight.
As the mass market has embraced the leaner silhouette, uncomfortable extremes and just plain bad ideas have come to the fore. For example, there are those who go too far: Men who want their trousers taken in to the last binding centimetre; those who want a suit jacket with a waistline that fits like a corset.
And under the category of bad ideas: “There’s that weird hybrid that happened: a slim jean that sometimes sags. And you get this waddle” as you walk, Kamarake says.
Mostly, though, slim has been good. It has flattered the average man’s physique. But now that this aerodynamic silhouette has been popularised, menswear is moving on.
The runways in Europe have been proselytising the merits of a boxier, looser fit. It’s roomier through the thigh with a tapered leg and a cropped hem. Sometimes it’s practically ninja-like.
But outside niche markets, loose remains a tough sell. “I think slim is just more flattering,” says Matt Martinez, 38, a fashion aficionado and senior producer on NPR’s All Things Considered. “I see double-breasted on the runway too. And it gives me shivers in a bad, bad way. I don’t like the boxy look. I can’t see myself moving in that direction.”
Well, at least not now. Menswear moves slowly, but like the rest of fashion, it does eventually move.
“It’ll change again and everyone will be wearing palazzo pants,” says Simon Doonan, creative ambassador of Barneys New York. “And then we’ll be longing for the days of tight pants.”
– The Washington Post