Picture the scene: it’s a wild and snowy night. A man stands on a bridge, staring into the icy river rushing below him and contemplating his life. We have already been witness to extortion, fraud and domestic abuse. Over the next hour, this man’s younger brother will drown and our character will plunge into depression, assault a police officer and crash his car while drunk.
If you’re thinking this is all from a newly unearthed screenplay by Arthur Miller, or perhaps a synopsis of Ken Loach’s latest work, you couldn’t be more wrong. Everything above, and more, takes place in It’s a Wonderful Life, the “feel-good family favourite” and regular winner of polls to find the public’s favourite Christmas film.
The fact that It’s a Wonderful Life is a tad downbeat is nothing new. For decades, the film has attracted as many humbugs as it has admirers, by virtue of it being “too depressing”. Love it or hate though, there is no denying that by the end of Frank Capra’s film that elusive warm and fuzzy feeling is well and truly kindled.
However, if a good Christmas movie can be judged by how Christmassy it makes you feel (Christmassy being a complex scien- tific measurement best described to the layman as “happy, hopeful and harmonious with a slight tinge of sadness”), then modern festive movies fail on almost every count, and I know why.
Simply put, they’re just not miserable enough. By playing it safe and desperately trying to not upset or offend anyone, Christmas films today miss the key element required for success: despair and salvation – the light at the end of the tunnel.
Not just any old salvation will do either; it needs to be relief from a predicament verging on the catastrophic. The dilemma of accidentally agreeing to attend too many Christmas gatherings (as seen in the stupendously bad Four Christmases) isn’t the sort of thing that will ensure your film is broadcast year after year, it’s just a bad copy of a Vicar of Dibley episode.
Modern “holiday” films fail to ignite Christmas spirits because they’re too concerned with crowbarring in cheap laughs, outfit-change montages and someone unlikely (elf, old person, Vince Vaughn) doing a hilarious “urban” dance.
This isn’t to say more recent festive films are routinely unenjoyable nonsense, far from it. Aardman Animations’ Arthur Christmas is one of the best films released this year of any genre. However, while it is a sparkly bauble capable of entertaining multiple generations, will it be fondly regarded in 15 years? As a fun film – yes. As a Christmas classic – no.
While it has the usual story arc which sees characters down on their luck and down in the dumps at the start of the final act, there is no genuine pathos, no dolor, nothing that would cause the pixellated, bulbous-nosed characters to fall to their knees, rail against an unjust universe and wish their animators hadn’t bothered rendering them in the first place.
Take a look at some of the other all-time favourite family Christmas films, and you’ll see that – far from erring on the side of caution in a vain attempt to rake in as many box-office dollars as possible – they take risks, throw their characters into turmoil, and are all the more successful for it.
On the surface, Home Alone is a knockabout children’s comedy. Dig a little deeper though, and you’ll discover that as well as being funny, moving and scary in the right places, Home Alone works because it doesn’t shy away from danger and unhappiness.
Strip away the slapstick, and we’re left with two burglars intent on burgling a house containing an eight-year-old who has been abandoned by his parents.
Meanwhile, the eventual hero of the story is a depressed, isolated old man, shunned by his community because of rumours he killed his family.
Ho-ho-ho.
What about the perennial favourite, Miracle on 34th Street? The first half of the film is a commentary on the rampant commercialism that has permeated what is sup-posed to be a religious holiday, while in the second half we are treated to the sight of a kindly old man wretched and alone in a psychiatric hospital because his genuine good nature is viewed as dangerous and a sign of mental illness.
It’s a jarring moment and stirs up a maelstrom of thoughts about our own elderly relatives who may be left languishing in a home while the rest of us are celebrating, but it is this glimpse of harsh reality that makes the ending so magical. When the denouement comes and the judge overseeing the case to keep the old man in a home is forced to accept that, yes, this kindly gent is indeed Santa Claus, it is all the more gratifying.
Salvation is sweetest when you have been in the depths of despair and filmmakers today overlook this universal truth. Instead, we are given cheesy flicks with hastily thrown-together scripts, starring actors who spends the whole shoot thinking about the new houses they are going to buy when the cheque clears. Even now, just thinking about The Holiday, a trite, saccharine, vacuous lump of yuletide tat starring Jude Law, Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet, makes me gag with rage.
Only slightly better are the slew of unconventional Christmas films (Bad Santa, Rare Exports, and this year’s A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas) that greet us each winter, but it’s easy to subvert a genre with gore and bad language, far harder to create something that appeals to families. However, those films trying to appeal to a wider audience could do well to borrow from the unconventionals, for it is a certain darkness that gives successful films their sparkle.
It’s antithetical, but loss, unhappiness and hardship are what produce a feel-good film. It’s no surprise that A Christmas Carol remains so popular and is so regularly adapted. A proper Christmas film needs to have a dark heart buried within, one that pumps out bleak visions of the future populated by sinister characters.
And the more sinister the better. The Disney TV movie One Magic Christmas quickly leapfrogged to the top of my favourite Christmas film list when I watched it for the first time a few years ago.
Taking its cue from It’s a Wonderful Life, it tells the story of a grumpy woman who is more interested in making money than her family’s happiness, so a Christmas angel arranges for her husband to be shot by a bank robber and her children to die in a car crash. From here, the bleakest, darkest place imaginable, there is only one direction she can go.
I won’t give away the ending, but rest assured it does what a Christmas film is meant to do.
Granted, One Magic Christmas goes a little bit too far, but misery is an essential ingredient for a memorable Christmas movie. Modern festive “holiday” films rarely connect with audiences because studios fear showing the darker side of life will lead to poor audience-testing scores.
Why would the makers of Deck the Halls have a character overcome real-life adversity when you can have a bit more of Danny DeVito mugging at the camera and Matthew Broderick falling over?
Don’t give the story anything to ground it in reality before giving us that all-important uplift; just cram in some more talking reindeer and hope no one will notice.
Well, Hollywood, we have noticed, and we know that to make a true Christmas classic, filmmakers need to forget about the jingle bells and concentrate on the woe. – The Independent