The madcap cast of New Girl returns to our screens tonight.

• New Girl, M-Net Series Showcase, 19.30

Nick and Jess decide to go “all in” on their romantic relationship, which leads them to run away to a Mexican beach town. But when Nick runs into trouble with the authorities, it’s Schmidt and Winston to the (possible) rescue, which may land Nick in even deeper trouble.

• Two and a Half Men, M-Net, 20.00

When Alan learns Walden knows Wonder Woman’s Lynda Carter (guest-starring as herself), he asks him to set him up on a date with her. Against his better judgment, Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.

• Appalachian Outlaws, History, 20.30

The Appalachian Mountains are a place where a way of life built around hunting, trapping and trading hasn’t changed since the 1700s. Furs, ginseng and moonshine are still the basis of the economy. The codes of honour, friendship and mountain justice also live on. We follow several clans fighting to claim their share of mountain riches during one of the most important seasons of their year: the “fat months” of late summer through to harvest time.

• Big Ang, Vuzu, 21.30

Ang has decided to give the Drunken Monkey a facelift in hopes of taking it to the next level and drawing a younger, sexier crowd. Ang aims to throw the biggest “re-grand opening” party Staten Island has ever seen, and hires a group of sexy guys to serve shots and her very own drunken monkey to dance on the bar. She recruits her long-time best friends, Linda and Jen, and her sister Janine to help pull off the event.