KICK BACK AND RELAX: Zanne Stapelberg and guitarist James Grace sing Secret Songs at Die Boer.

lSee Secret Songs with Zanne Stapelberg and James Grace at Die Boer Restaurant Theatre in Durbanville on Saturday. Tickets are R110 and can be booked at 021 979 1911.

lPaul Slabolepszy’s The Return of Elvis du Pisanie is at The Masque Theatre in Muizenburg from Friday to January 26. Tickets are priced from R55 at Computicket.

lTenor Fuad Sawyer in Tribute to Mario Lanza at The Masque Theatre on Sunday at 3pm and 7.30pm. Tickets: R60 to R65 at 021 788 1898.

lShakespeare’s Cardenio is reimagined at the Maynard Open-Air Theatre until February 16. Tickets: R55 to R160 at Computicket.

lDirty Dancing, which has been turned into a stage musical, comes to the Artscape Theatre from Friday to February 10. Tickets: R100 to R400 at Computicket or the box office at 021 410 9800

lSee Elvis Blue at the Paul Cluver Amphitheatre in Grabouw on Saturday. 7pm. Tickets are R200 at Computicket.

Sama-winner Jimmy Dludlu headlines the Old Mutual Summer Concert at Kirstenbosch Botanical Gardens in Newlands on Sunday. Tickets are R110 at Gates open at 4pm.

lThe Three Little Pigs, a psychological thriller based on the fable, is on at the Golden Arrow Studio at The Baxter Theatre from tomorrow to February 9. Tickets: R60 to R120 at Computicket or the box office.

lMadame Zingara is back in the Mother City with The Miracle Show, a new show that takes place at the V&A Waterfront from Thursday to February 28. Tickets: R385 to R475. For bookings contact 0861 623 263. Price includes a four-course meal.

lCatch A Midsummer Night’s Dream at the Maynardville Open-Air Theatre from Monday to February 23. Tickets: R100 to R160 at Computicket.

lDiary of a Madman is at 6 Spin Street every Tuesday to Saturday until February 2. Tickets are R240 and include a three-course meal.

lLocal jazz duo Urban Groove are in Jazz It Up at the Jackson Hall at GrandWest every Wednesday, Friday and Saturday in January. Free.

lEnjoy the Tuesday Jazz Sessions at Alexander Bar, Café and Theatre, cnr 76 Strand and Loop sts, CBD. Book at 021 300 1652.

lComedy at Mercury Live, 43 De Villiers Street, Zonnebloem. Tickets: from R30 at the door. Call 021 465 2106.

lComedy at Chilli Bar, 5 Victoria Road, Southfield. R30. See

lTheatreSports at Kalk Bay Theatre on Tuesdays at 8.30pm. R50 adults, R40 students. Book at

lFunny Bones stand-up comedy every Tuesday at the Purple Turtle, cnr Long and Shortmarket streets,CBD. 8pm. R30. Call 021 424 0811.

lComedy On Monday Evenings (C.O.M.E) at Ragazzi Club, 33 Long Street. 9pm. R40. Call 079 616 6333.

lComedy on Long at Zula Sound Bar every Wednesday. Call 021 424 2442.

lComics at Work every Sunday at Obz Café, Observatory. R20. For bookings, call 021 448 5555.

lKurt Schoonraad’s Jou Ma Se Comedy Club at the River Club, Observatory, on Thursdays at 8.30pm. R40 to R80 at Call 079 495 3989.

lComputicket: 083 915 8000 or

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