If Ryan Reynolds were judged on his tweets alone, we'd think he's a dead-beat dad who doesn't care much for his daughters and wife.
Lucky for him, his good looks and acerbic tongue are just some of the reasons why we find him totally enduring. And we know he's got nothing but love for his two little girls - James and Ines.
This could be why popular culture website BuzzFeed are always finding little peals of wisdom, compliments of the Deadpool actor.
Check out some of his most funniest dad tweets below.
#HappyFathersDay
Having matching donor organs in case anything happens to me is a true blessing. #HappyFathersDay
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 17, 2018
Really?
If my daughter proves she can take care of the Fire Ants I got her, we’ll get her the damn kitten.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) June 3, 2018
Somehow we think he's serious about this one
Hide your children. On my way to Japan! #デッドプール #deadpool2🇯🇵🇯🇵 pic.twitter.com/chRX0P7I9K
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 27, 2018
What the f*ck happened to Emily!
You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So... what the fuck happened to Emily? https://t.co/W5vWQI9TVr
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) May 26, 2018
Daddy wheels
Can’t decide between a midnight blue minivan with all wheel drive and foldable rear seats or a coffin.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) April 3, 2018
Taking digs at the wife
I wish. I could use a little “me time”. https://t.co/S6kXFsWaMe
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) March 31, 2018
The simple joys
Nothing better than the simple joys of finding 5 bucks in an old pair of pants, or discovering my wife and I had a second daughter over a year ago.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) January 24, 2018
Joke's on you
My kids tried to surprise me for my birthday this morning. I totally heard them coming and snuck out to start a new life somewhere else.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) October 23, 2017
When on holiday...
My daughter loves being buried up to her neck in sand at the beach. Her little face lights up when I come back to get her the next day.
— Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) July 16, 2017