Hey, you, the dude reading this story on your phone over a pile of French fries: Back slowly away from the crispy spuds. They're out to get you.
That's the apparent takeaway of a study published this month by the American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. It analysed the potato consumption of 4,440 American participants, aged 45 to 79 years, over an eight-year period. Researchers used questionnaires to determine each person's spud-eating habits, including both fried and unfried products, and then used the data to trace links between potato consumption and mortality.
"No study existed about this possible association!" emailed Nicola Veronese, a scientist with the National Research Council in Padova, Italy. Veronese was the lead author and one of a dozen researchers who took part in the study. "There were some studies, re: potato consumption and cardiovascular disease and mortality, but we did not find any paper re: potatoes and mortality!"
Exactly 236 people died during the course of the study. After adjusting for a variety of factors - education, race, income, alcohol consumption and exercise, among other things - the researchers concluded that people who eat French fries more than twice a week are doomed. Doomed!

Okay, they didn't actually say that. 
What they did say was that folks who ate "fried potatoes" two or more times a week "were at an increased risk of mortality." And not the kind of minuscule increase that's easy to brush off for those firmly committed to their death sticks. The researchers concluded that frequent fried potato eaters more than doubled their risk of premature death. The ray of hope for tuber lovers? "The consumption of unfried potatoes was not associated with an increased mortality risk," the study noted. No word if those unfried potatoes were drenched with butter, slathered with sour cream and sprinkled with pre-shredded cheddar.

Marion Nestle, professor of nutrition, food studies and public health at New York University, wasn't so alarmed by the study's results.
"First, this is an association," Nestle emailed. "Fried potatoes are associated with somewhat higher mortality, but this does not mean that they cause death. People who eat a lot of fried potatoes might have other unhealthy lifestyle practices - they might have worse diets in general, not exercise, smoke more or drink more."
"Second," Nestle added, "the association is not strictly dose-related. At lower levels of intake, the association is not statistically significant. The most significant associations are at the highest levels of intake of fried potatoes - three times a week or more. The moral here is moderation. If you love French fries, make them a once-in-a-while treat."
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