Laverton, Australia - A petrol thief in Australia got something of a raw deal while trying to siphon fuel from a bus, and by “raw” we mean raw sewerage.
According to the Australian edition of Yahoo News , police in the town of Laverton found that a bus, which had been parked overnight, had been tampered with and evidence suggested that the thief (or thieves) had mistaken the vehicle's waste storage for the fuel tank while trying to siphon fuel.
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Sergeant Soutar speculated that the culprits must have made a hasty retreat with something of a “bitter taste” in their mouths, while also confirming that the local police force has “no interest” in tracking down the “stolen goods”.